Inoculation woes. I'm eligible for the COVID vaccination but unfortunately I live in a 3d world country (the USA--specifically Virginia) after 4 years of Trump and I am sucking wind currently in my effort to get a COVID-19 vaccination. In early January I called up my health care provider, Kaiser (they get $1,000 a month in premiums from me and I haven't been to the doctor in a year and a half, so what am I paying for?) and they put me down on the appointment list to get a vaccination "when shots became available" and said they would text, call or mail me when I could schedule a shot. That was six weeks ago, with nothing. Their website always says, Supplies are inadequate, when adequate supplies are received we'll contact you. That's the last I heard back from Kaiser, which I am deeply disappointed by
On January 24th a friend told me that in Virginia each county was registering eligible persons to receive shots so I registered on that date with Fairfax County, the state's largest county by far. I don't live in Fairfax County, rather I live in the city of Falls Church, which is an autonomous city under the state constitution but similar to the like-situated Alexandria, another city without a county, I am in the greater Fairfax County "medical district." These autonomous cities are holdovers from the state's racist past when towns became autonomous so they wouldn't have to integrate their schools after Brown v. Board, a practice that no longer adheres but the hybrid jurisdiction still is in place. Falls Church offers no shots.
The Fairfax website has for the last 3 weeks offered no clues as to when I might be contacted to schedule an appointment except to always say, Appointments are being made for persons who registered on 1/18, you registered on 1/24 and you will be notified when appointments will become available for your date of registration. It seems to be stuck in amber. I registered six days after everybody else in the county apparently because there was no public advertising that I saw saying to register with your county.
Next, recently the state decided to contract with CVS to administer shots to eligible persons. I registered that very day about two weeks ago, a relatively easy process but it's really a phony site. EVERY single time I go to its website it gives me the same list of about thirty Virginia towns where I can click into to make an appointment for a shot and all of them ALWAYS say, "Full." My girlfriend, who lives in the District and has received her first shot already, has more patience and more Internet dexterity than me, sporadically each day sits holding her I-phone on this website hitting Refresh every twenty seconds or so for an hour or more (for me, I think she feels guilty she has received a shot weeks ago and I haven't, which is another way of saying the chaotic registration "system" in this country, a holdover piece of typical incompetence left to us by the Trump administration, is fostering guilt on the part of lucky shot recipients and feelings of jealousy or even resentment on the part of those feeling left behind, another holdover example of Trumpian divisiveness) and the screen NEVER says anything but Full. As an experiment yesterday, we clicked into Iowa, Arkansas, Texas and North Carolina and every listed town in each of those states said, Full. CVS, a phony website that wastes our time.
Then this week, Virginia said it was taking over all county registrations upon its state website the next day and eligible persons were supposed to register there yesterday. It also confusingly that those persons already registered with their counties would be incorporated into the state's website. So, register or not register? Would you lose your earlier date of registration by registering again on the state site, and lose your former place in line? Who the heck knows? To re-register or not? Hmm.
Then Fairfax County opted out of the state registration system, declaring it would continue as it had! Does that include the autonomous cities of Alexandria and Falls Church, which formerly were, or maybe still are, in its "medical district?" Can, or should, those affected persons now register with the state? Will such a registration wipe out their registration with Fairfax County? Can they also register with the state as well? Will it affect their earlier date of registration with the county, sending them to the back of the line? Who in the world knows? I am not registering with the state, for now. I argue with my girlfriend about this but I don't know what the unintended consequences might be and I don't care to find out later to my detriment.
Finally, my girlfriend directed me to the Howard University Hospital COVID website, the esteemed medical center in the District associated with Howard University, an historical black college. In the District, in addition to using pharmacies, shots are distributed through its hospital system, using their records of former patients, a logical procedure that I don't think has occurred to Virginia although the Virginia governor, in addition to famously being a former blackfacer, is a medicaI doctor. (That's why I thought Kaiser would be tasked with delivering shots, both to its patients and the general population as well, as it is an efficient, well regarded dispenser of all services through its ubiquitous facilities including walk-in flu shots and performing scheduled operations, but Virginia didn't see any beauty in this.)
Howard's website stated that any District resident who was over 65 or a first responder should register on the website for an appointment for a shot, because the next day the eligibility pool to register for an appointment would open up to anyone in any category. So she, with her Stanford law degree, and me, with my UVA law degree (I didn't get into Stanford), argued over whether the above phrasing on the Howard website meant that anybody anywhere (in the world maybe), or DISTRICT residents, could register for an appointment the next day for an appointment for ac shot. It was inelegant wording, that can be parsed out either way (that's what lawyers do), but I ain't registering in the District to take shots away from anyone. But dammit to hell, it sucks out here waiting for Godot.